|me at age 9:||omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!|
|me as a teenager:||who the fuck just unfollowed me|
Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says “Who comes into a fucking bar for a drink of water? I’ll have a beer.”
no bc god supports everything amen